Friday, August 31, 2007

Lost He Man Clip

Bathroom Humor

You will laugh and be grossed out at the same time, this funny take on a serious subject is a call to action. To take action please visit the American Rivers site and join them in letting your local politicians know just how you feel about this crap.

American Rivers Link via Greensteam via Eco-chick

Thursday, August 30, 2007

La Tomatino Festival

According to the morning news, today is the day of the Tomatina festival in Bunol, Spain. This festival is held to honor the town's patron saints Luis Beltran and the Virgin Mary with a tomato fight. The tomato fight can't start until someone manages to climb a greased pole to retrieve a ham at the top. Festivus has nothing on this.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Meet The Woman That Owns a 15 Million Dollar Car

Listen carefully.

Ukelele Thursday

Outcast's 'Hey Ya' done by The Wellington Ukelele Orchestra

Nirvana's 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' done by the British Ukelele Orchestra

Cris Combs is some crazy lookin dude playing something called 'Space Invaders'

IZ, Hawaii's beloved son, plays his version of 'Over The Rainbow'. This guy was the greatest of all time, go get his records. they will inspire you.

And you just know that this featurette wouldn't be complete without Tiny Tim tip-toeing through the tulips.

For those inspired by the collection above, check out this guide on how to play the ukelele in 3 minutes or less over at The Uke

Shout Outs to Don Ho, IZ and Tiny Tim - Rest In Peace - We Love Ya'

Don't Play Quarters Against This Guy

Truly amazing, he gets 10 quarters into 10 glasses in one shot.

In League With Satan

This 6 horned goat from Mongolia looks like it should be on a SLAYER cover.

Bottle Fu

This video shows you how to blow out the bottom of a glass bottle with one 'chop'. Kind of neat, but I don't exactly get why you would want to do this. It seems like a great way to hurt your hand and make a mess at the same time. Who likes to clean up broken glass? I always miss one piece that my foot finds later.
via Make

I'm Lovin' It...Forever

The 'Bionic Burger' must be seen to be believed.

This is the true story of a man who has been collecting McDonalds' hamburgers for 18 years. The weird part is that they haven't decayed one bit in those 18 years. He even gets into just what their secret is, press play now!
From Greensteam

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Sexy Dancer

The dangers of drinking and dancing are thoroughly illustrated in the clip above

Japan Invaded By Butt Biting Bug

Oshiri Kajiri Mushi, the butt biting bug is on the loose. The latest phenomenon in the land is the rising sun is a bug who goes around biting butts, making his victims powerful and happy. Unfortunately, I live in America and the last time my butt was bit by a bug it just got itchy.

Howard Stern's False Teeth

We knew Stern loved falsies, just not this kind. A gossip tip yesterday let us in on what might be the shock jock's biggest secret - He's rockin' the dentures. A reporter apparently wandered in to his bedroom by accident and found the set of dentures in a glass. The fact that he has refused to comment on the issue makes the claim that they are his fairly believable. Wonder if that hair is real too?

Holy Moly

Steve Nicholson is a regular da Vinci with the hole punch.

More over at NotCot

Monday, August 27, 2007

Satanic Vampire Exposed

KHPO Channel 5 reports that Tiffany Sutton, the female who appears in the video above, pleaded guilty to 9 counts of aggravated assault. She had tricked Robert McDaniel into letteing her tie him up in advance of some kinky sex, then went about slashing his body with 'ritual' knives and drinking his blood. She then presented him with a 'satanic' book she wanted him to sign, turning over all of his possessions to her. As a finale, she chased him with a pickaxe. after he freed himself and went running from the house. There is a lesson to be learned somewhere in here.

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Jac Mac And Rad Boy

You Tube rocks, a college buddy of mine had this on VHS back in the day and we used to watch it all the time. Jac Mac and Rad Boy are the original Beavis and Butthead.

Nope, Hitler Escaped To The Center Of The Earth

Finally, a pretty believable answer to where Hitler went after the war. I wonder if the giant lizards with rubber fins pasted on their backs got him?

No, Hitler Has The Stargate

I knew it was too good to be true, Saddam does NOT have the Stargate, Hitler does. This web post proves it. Here is a snippet for your edification:

Hitlers Alien Get Away

Hey every one, ive just been reading about hitler having a secret base in Anarctica, able to hold few thousand troops, mainly SS, and that he was moved there as the allied forces were getting closer and closer to takign Berlin.

Ive read that they belived there was a portal down there capible of takign them to Aldebaran, which is a star in the constilation Taurus. So to round it up, after the war started to go sour, Hitler went to Anarctica lived in the Base which is ment to be Lake Vostok, then as soon as it all ended he went away to this portal and was never seen again.

There is ment to be alot about UFO's and aliens down there which helped him alot, i havnt got any infomation on that part so far, but ill keep looking.

I love how the terms 'information' and 'some stuff a kook posted on the web' are totally interchangeable these days.

Saddam Hussein Has The Stargate

Did we go to war with Iraq because Saddam had the Stargate and was about to use it?

There is a lengthy study paper discussing this very serious matter here. They seem to have lots of evidence, but the key word here is seem.

I have to say if President Bush was like, "We must attack Iraq because Saddam Hussein has the Stargate", I would have been pumped! America totally needs the Stargate.

Zombie Heroes

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Check out this cool gallery of zombie superheroes at Raving Toy Maniac via Neatorama

Friday, August 24, 2007

Watch Me Stick To This Wall


Now That's What I'm Talkin About

via Random Good Stuff

World's Greatest TV Commercial

This guy is smooth

oldie but goodie

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Square Testicles

I usually hate chain letters, but this one that showed up in my mailbox takes the cake.

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.

After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office.

The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets.

The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"

The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."

The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that.

The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"

"Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square."

"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o' clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness.""No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.

That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.

The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square.

The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.

The president was happy to oblige.

The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the president. "Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure."

The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied,

"Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada !"

The origin of this Canadian story is unknown but it brings luck to everyone to whom it is sent. Whoever breaks the chain would definitely be unlucky.

Do not keep this letter. And do not send money. Just forward it to five of your friends to whom you wish good luck. Something good will happen to you in the next four days. If the chain is not broken, you will have good luck during the four days.

Even if all you do is make someone laugh, send it on!

YMCA in Finnish

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Will Work For Minions